Author Archives: Erica Martinez

You know those relationships that you go into that you KNOW the sex will be incredibly boring and dull and afterwards you just want to step into traffic because you went into it with eyes wide open but you have bills to pay and the other option is cray cray? It’s like being forced toContinue reading “Harris vs. Trump”

Head Heavy Pussy Tingling Drink Baby Drink!!

This plot is ridiculous. I can honestly say that because I have graduated from law school and I KNOW that 1Ls (first year law students) don’t know their asses from their elbows. Help me with a murder trial? Sure thing! No wayyyyy.

Every (freakin’) time I see a Marvel movie I am reminded of why DC wins Oscars and Marvel doesn’t.

Truth be told I was wayyy more excited about this reunion than I was about graduating from law school. I brought my bff Glory as my +1 so that was cool. She knew tons of people since she graduated the year before my class. There was one (gorgeous!) guy that approached and said, “do youContinue reading “Roosevelt High School Reunion”

I have a Minolta-xg7 camera that I’ve had for a long time. I bought it used, can’t remember where. I brought it to South Dakota, along with a ziplock bag full of film. I haven’t had an occasion to take it out and shoot. I think I will save it for the Hooding ceremony. IContinue reading “Civil War (2024)”

Best Actor: Paul Giamatti Best Actress: Emma Stone Supporting Actor: Robert Downey, Jr. Supporting Actress: Da’Vine Joy Randolph Cinematography: Oppenheimer Costume: Poor Things Director: Christopher Nolan Film Editing: Oppenheimer International Feature Film: A Zone of Interest Makeup: Poor Things Best Picture: The Holdovers Music Score: Oppenheimer Original Song: I’m Just Ken, Barbie Production Design: BarbieContinue reading “Oscars 2024 Predictions”

Timothee Chalamet makes chocolate cream itself. The budgeting could have been cut in half if they had not hired such fabulous actors for minor roles. But whatever, it’s not my money. It’s Disney and they don’t know what they are doing.

You know how the Kennedys are cursed? I don’t know who they pissed off but they are. Well if the Kennedys were a family that wrestled, then you would have the Von Erichs.

Hang on, let me take a second to get off this high horse. (Throws leg over, stumbles, shakes off dirt, clears throat) I caught Covid. It only took (what year is it?!) four years. Thank goodness I got the latest booster shot a few months ago because this has only felt like a cold, passingContinue reading “It Finally Happened to Me”