Author Archives: Erica Martinez

A stripper marries a child, then meets a man.

Another recent horror movie taking place in Oregon, Longlegs (2024) being the other one I saw a few months ago.  I am happy that more writers are appreciating what Oregon has to offer in terms of spookiness. I felt like this movie was more cautionary tale and mystery, rather than horror. Some good jump scaresContinue reading “The Wolf Man (2025)”

Sometimes the only thing that can save the world from evil is good coochie.

It’s Winter Solstice! It is Saturday, December 21–the longest night of the year. I didn’t have plans and decided to see a movie. Cinema 21 was showing The Godfather, Part II. Went for pizza at Escape From New York Pizza on NW 23rd before the movie. The weather is perfect outside–wet but not currently raining.Continue reading “New York-themed Night”

Yes, I am stealing the episode title from an election episode of South Park–deal with it. I felt hopeful, half the country did. Then we lost. We have manners and college degrees so we never claimed the other side stole it from us. I am more excited than ever for the new President of Mexico,Continue reading “About Last Night”

I finally saw this movie. It’s super gay.

You know those relationships that you go into that you KNOW the sex will be incredibly boring and dull and afterwards you just want to step into traffic because you went into it with eyes wide open but you have bills to pay and the other option is cray cray? It’s like being forced toContinue reading “Harris vs. Trump”

Head Heavy Pussy Tingling Drink Baby Drink!!

This plot is ridiculous. I can honestly say that because I have graduated from law school and I KNOW that 1Ls (first year law students) don’t know their asses from their elbows. Help me with a murder trial? Sure thing! No wayyyyy.

Every (freakin’) time I see a Marvel movie I am reminded of why DC wins Oscars and Marvel doesn’t.