Five or ten years from now, I will not remember the plotline of this reimagining of Hamlet. I will not remember the songs or dances. I will not remember Cameron next to me singing and clapping. I will not remember the beautiful design (pictured below). But I will most definitely remember “Gingerbread Blowjobs”.
Author Archives: Erica Martinez
Random Encounter with T-Bag
Describe a random encounter with a stranger that stuck out positively to you. I was in London in July 2011, getting on the Tube late at night, and I take the first available seat. Sitting right across from me was Robert Knepper, who played T-Bag on Prison Break. I lean in and whispered “Are you…?” HeContinue reading “Random Encounter with T-Bag”
The Drama (2026)
This movie is good. Like really fucking good. I am already putting it on my Oscars 2027 list. Definitely a contender for original script and sound editing. Robert Pattinson…wow. Zendaya, yes! What an interesting combo these two make. I am going to me a Maid of Honor soon and I hope none of this happensContinue reading “The Drama (2026)”
Secret Abilities
What’s a secret skill or ability you have or wish you had? Not really an Ability but weird Coincidences. When I was kid I would think about a rerun of a show I wish would air and then it would. Last week I randomly thought about an actor, wondering what they were doing, and thenContinue reading “Secret Abilities”
Oscars 2026 Predictions
Sinners is going to win some awards so I will not bother going through them. Here are the awards I care about: Amy Madigan in Weapons was so awesome and no one else’s performance comes close. Definitely getting Best Supporting Actress. This is the most important award this year. The Perfect Neighbor, a documentary aboutContinue reading “Oscars 2026 Predictions”
Scream 7
The movie started with a trailer for the new Scary Movie. Fuck yes!!!!! A lot of the original cast was in this movie, in one way or another. For that reason, I think this movie ranks in the top 3 of Scream movies. My only criticism is that Sydney’s daughter sounded like a man.
2026 Resolutions
For 2026, I am swearing off bad sex.
Queen Elizabeth I
If you could meet a historical figure, who would it be and why? This woman to me represents the ultimate power in the most turbulent of times. She knew William Shakespeare, kicked her former brother-in-law’s ass (Spanish Armada) and made England the richest country in Europe. On top of that, she brought peace between ProtestantsContinue reading “Queen Elizabeth I”
Three Years From Now
What will your life be like in three years? Career: I will have my own law firm in North Portland, right next to King Burrito and the art supply store. I will specialize in landlord-tenant law, immigration, and do some criminal law. Family: A few munchkins running around. Husband: Give me Liberty or Give meContinue reading “Three Years From Now”
Can I get a College Do Over?
Is there an age or year of your life you would re-live? I wasn’t diagnosed with ADHD until immediately before law school. I just thought I was a terrible student. Knowing what I know now, I would have gotten diagnosed earlier, got medicated, and then buckled down. Plus I would not have taken on aContinue reading “Can I get a College Do Over?”
