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Best Actor: Paul Giamatti Best Actress: Emma Stone Supporting Actor: Robert Downey, Jr. Supporting Actress: Da’Vine Joy Randolph Cinematography: Oppenheimer Costume: Poor Things Director: Christopher Nolan Film Editing: Oppenheimer International Feature Film: A Zone of Interest Makeup: Poor Things Best Picture: The Holdovers Music Score: Oppenheimer Original Song: I’m Just Ken, Barbie Production Design: BarbieContinue reading “Oscars 2024 Predictions”

Timothee Chalamet makes chocolate cream itself. The budgeting could have been cut in half if they had not hired such fabulous actors for minor roles. But whatever, it’s not my money. It’s Disney and they don’t know what they are doing.

You know how the Kennedys are cursed? I don’t know who they pissed off but they are. Well if the Kennedys were a family that wrestled, then you would have the Von Erichs.

Hang on, let me take a second to get off this high horse. (Throws leg over, stumbles, shakes off dirt, clears throat) I caught Covid. It only took (what year is it?!) four years. Thank goodness I got the latest booster shot a few months ago because this has only felt like a cold, passingContinue reading “It Finally Happened to Me”

This ad on Instagram is from an Immigration law firm. It says that it doesn’t matter if you have: entered illegally, have been arrested, or have applied before. They claim they can help someone get their papers (citizenship) without them having to leave the country. Below that it says “say goodbye to your worries. AtContinue reading “Predatory Attorneys”

I don’t know how alcohol percentages work but if I drink Soju, that is 16.9%, and Modelo, that is 4.4% alcohol, am I drinking a stronger 16.9 or am I drinking over 20%? I have polished off a bottle of Soju so my brain is a little blah blah right now. My friend told meContinue reading “Soju, Me too”

It was an okay sequel. Surprised that the same guys that made Halloween, Halloween Kills, and Halloween Ends made this film. The first few scenes were too long. Not enough time spent with the girls and the initial possession. Very few scares overall.

My roommate finished her degree and moved back to the South. She left some food in the freezer and said I could have it. I threw away nearly all of it. She had purchased plant-based sausages aka last resort sausages. I am too lazy to go grocery shopping today so I figured I would giveContinue reading “Plant-Based Sausages”

Doing my part to keep Hollywood alive. BARBIE is a fun movie. Three actors from Sex Education are in the movie! Flippin’ awesome! I am guessing the director is a big fan of the show. One actor from Fleabag. Tons of pink. OPPENHEIMER is an incredible film. Fucking finally Cillian Murphy gets the main part.Continue reading “Barbenheimer”

I was not expecting FULL FRONTAL NUDITY from Jennifer Lawrence. I remember seeing “nudity” as one of the reasons for the R rating but I was not expecting it from her. Plot: woman gets hired to sleep with an awkward teen before he goes to Princeton. She desperately needs the money to keep her house.Continue reading “No Hard Feelings (2023)”