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OMG what a movie!!! It’s scary, it’s got some funny scenes, it’s absolutely everything. If you have seen Barbarian you will notice some similarities, including a cameo. Dare I say it, it reminded me of Long Legs as well. Josh Brolin is excellent, Garner shines, the whole cast blew it away. Update: I have seenContinue reading “Weapons”

I will vote for whichever candidate promises to make Halloween and the day after federal holidays. I can be a one-issue voter, no problem. This would get a lot of voters.

After the first hour I honestly had no idea who the killer was. Thank goodness! The killer was stealthy and that made the killer way scarier.  Not flooded in nostalgia but enough callbacks to the OG.  It was great to see the former cast reprise their traumas. Be sure to stay after the credits forContinue reading “I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025)”

A vampire movie with style.

Small spoiler, more of a character analysis. Jimmy Olsen’s storyline in this movie was written for the fans that are incels. No way in the 7 parts of hell is a woman of a caliber that bags Lex Luthor interested in Jimmy Olsen. That would make Jimmy Olsen and Lex Luthor equal.  Not possible. AndContinue reading “Superman (2025)”

This film has a lot of heart. I wouldn’t expect anything less from Danny Boyle–the man behind Slumdog Millionaire. First film had grit and this one is more refined. The casting was awesome, very precise. I can’t say much without giving something away so I will end with this–Who the Fuck is Jimmy?!

Short Kings! Ben Wang is only 5’5″ and he plays Li Fong, a kid living with the memory of being a total pussy when his brother got jumped. Part of the plot is Li Fong teaches Pacey from Dawson’s Creek Kung Fu to win a boxing match. Yeah…(if he wanted to win he should haveContinue reading “Karate Kid: Legends”

No spoilers! The perfect “Must-See” picture to kick off this next blockbuster summer. The deaths in this film are not wasted–like an assassin with a limited amount of bullets. Every gruesome death is deliberate and hits the mark.  I saw this pic with my bff Glory in IMAX and at one point a woman inContinue reading “Final Destination: Bloodlines”

I will preface this by saying I do not like any of the films by the Coen Brothers. Men with bad haircuts looking to kill other men with bad haircuts. Tommy Lee Jones has no range so he just played himself. Atonement and Juno were better films. One of those should have won Best PictureContinue reading “No Country for Old Men (2007)”

Because I’m Brown, You make me Carry this thing Around. My Passport.