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New York-themed Night
It’s Winter Solstice! It is Saturday, December 21–the longest night of the year. I didn’t have plans and decided to see a movie. Cinema 21 was showing The Godfather, Part II. Went for pizza at Escape From New York Pizza on NW 23rd before the movie. The weather is perfect outside–wet but not currently raining.Continue reading “New York-themed Night”
About Last Night
Yes, I am stealing the episode title from an election episode of South Park–deal with it. I felt hopeful, half the country did. Then we lost. We have manners and college degrees so we never claimed the other side stole it from us. I am more excited than ever for the new President of Mexico,Continue reading “About Last Night”
300 (2007)
I finally saw this movie. It’s super gay.
Harris vs. Trump
You know those relationships that you go into that you KNOW the sex will be incredibly boring and dull and afterwards you just want to step into traffic because you went into it with eyes wide open but you have bills to pay and the other option is cray cray? It’s like being forced toContinue reading “Harris vs. Trump”
Drinks
Head Heavy Pussy Tingling Drink Baby Drink!!
Legally Blonde (2001)
This plot is ridiculous. I can honestly say that because I have graduated from law school and I KNOW that 1Ls (first year law students) don’t know their asses from their elbows. Help me with a murder trial? Sure thing! No wayyyyy.
Deadpool & Wolverine (2024)
Every (freakin’) time I see a Marvel movie I am reminded of why DC wins Oscars and Marvel doesn’t.
Roosevelt High School Reunion
Truth be told I was wayyy more excited about this reunion than I was about graduating from law school. I brought my bff Glory as my +1 so that was cool. She knew tons of people since she graduated the year before my class. There was one (gorgeous!) guy that approached and said, “do youContinue reading “Roosevelt High School Reunion”
Civil War (2024)
I have a Minolta-xg7 camera that I’ve had for a long time. I bought it used, can’t remember where. I brought it to South Dakota, along with a ziplock bag full of film. I haven’t had an occasion to take it out and shoot. I think I will save it for the Hooding ceremony. IContinue reading “Civil War (2024)”