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Director: Susanna Fogel Producer: BRON Studios I saw this movie the other night over Zoom. I could not get over Mila’s ugly Hawaiian shirt. Why was she wearing it? Totally okay if it was part of a work uniform but you can’t not pull off a Hawaiian shirt and khakis without explaining why. Sam HeughanContinue reading “The Spy Who Dumped Me (2018)”

Director: Karyn Kusama….Producer: Fox Atomic This should have been a hit. Megan Fox was hot, Amanda Seyfriend knew how to act and Diablo Cody wrote the script. I think Megan Fox is just too hot to be taken seriously. I do like that the rock band, desperate to get famous, sacrifice a “virgin” to theContinue reading “Jennifer’s Body (2009)”

If you are at familiar with the works of Alfred Hitchcock then you will immediately recognize the story in this trailer. Person stuck at home sees a crime committed in the opposite building. Then proceeds to solve said crime. Yup, a complete ripoff of REAR WINDOW. I am not going to bother seeing it.

Finally got around to seeing this film in one sitting. It is hard to see an Irishman questioning his faith, regardless of what is going on in his life. So what if your plane crashes and you have to run to avoid being eaten by wolves?!

Director: David Yarovesky Producer: Screen Gems Have you seen the first Superman movie? Have you seen The Omen? If you have said yes to either question then you don’t need to see this movie. Put those two films together and you get Brightburn–the story of Clark Kent but if he was evil.

Director: John Carpenter…Producer: Columbia Pictures A rad, classic car is all a guy needs to grow some balls. Big balls.

Director: Sean S. Cunningham…Producer: Paramount Pictures See what happens when a member of MADD is on the loose. An original slasher. Must see.

Director: Robert Eggers–Producer: Parts and Labor This film is terrifying. Any film with naked old ladies is scary but this is TERRIFYING. In a time where prayer is the answer to everything and parents believe children’s lies, a teenage girl only resolve is to make a deal with the devil.

Director: Robert Wise–Producer: Paramount Pictures Admiral Kirk leads the U.S.S. Enterprise to go after a 3-D painting. Once inside they find a giant ovum. Then comes a gorgeous bald woman. Must see for all Trekkies.

Director: Amy Holden Jones—Producer: Santa Fe Productions This is the kind of movie that dreams are made of. We have a suburban neighborhood, high school students, parents away and a psycho on the loose. Male and female viewers alike would enjoy this film. It has senior girls playing a competitive game of basketball in gymContinue reading “The Slumber Party Massacre (1982)”