Author Archives: Erica Martinez

This ad on Instagram is from an Immigration law firm. It says that it doesn’t matter if you have: entered illegally, have been arrested, or have applied before. They claim they can help someone get their papers (citizenship) without them having to leave the country. Below that it says “say goodbye to your worries. AtContinue reading “Predatory Attorneys”

I don’t know how alcohol percentages work but if I drink Soju, that is 16.9%, and Modelo, that is 4.4% alcohol, am I drinking a stronger 16.9 or am I drinking over 20%? I have polished off a bottle of Soju so my brain is a little blah blah right now. My friend told meContinue reading “Soju, Me too”

It was an okay sequel. Surprised that the same guys that made Halloween, Halloween Kills, and Halloween Ends made this film. The first few scenes were too long. Not enough time spent with the girls and the initial possession. Very few scares overall.

My roommate finished her degree and moved back to the South. She left some food in the freezer and said I could have it. I threw away nearly all of it. She had purchased plant-based sausages aka last resort sausages. I am too lazy to go grocery shopping today so I figured I would giveContinue reading “Plant-Based Sausages”

Doing my part to keep Hollywood alive. BARBIE is a fun movie. Three actors from Sex Education are in the movie! Flippin’ awesome! I am guessing the director is a big fan of the show. One actor from Fleabag. Tons of pink. OPPENHEIMER is an incredible film. Fucking finally Cillian Murphy gets the main part.Continue reading “Barbenheimer”

I was not expecting FULL FRONTAL NUDITY from Jennifer Lawrence. I remember seeing “nudity” as one of the reasons for the R rating but I was not expecting it from her. Plot: woman gets hired to sleep with an awkward teen before he goes to Princeton. She desperately needs the money to keep her house.Continue reading “No Hard Feelings (2023)”

Rocky; Ice Age*; Planet of the Apes; The Hobbit; Captain America; Indiana Jones*; Thor; Spider Man***; Shrek; Despicable Me; Fast and The Furious**; Avengers; Avatar; Madagascar; Alvin & The Chipmucks; King Fu Panda; Die Hard; Lethal Weapon; Hotel Transylvania; Saw*; Jackass; Spy Kids; Rambo; Resident Evil; The Smurfs; and lastly Star Wars. I watched theContinue reading “Franchises I Haven’t Seen”

Stephen King symbols in the film. If you have read IT you will recognize them. Here is a hint: painting in the background. I don’t see this film becoming a sequel, even though that’s what the writers were hinting at. It just was not scary enough. Sorry.

Live by the 3, Die by the 3. Three-pointers is all that the Celtics could offer and tonight they couldn’t even do that. Nuggets will take the Heat in 4 games.

The gentleman on the left is leaving and he is taking his human with him. She graduated with a Masters in Music and is headed back to the South. At some point Isa will realize that Pachelbel is gone for good. I hope one of the next roommates has a cat or a small dogContinue reading “One Less Feline Here”