You know those relationships that you go into that you KNOW the sex will be incredibly boring and dull and afterwards you just want to step into traffic because you went into it with eyes wide open but you have bills to pay and the other option is cray cray? It’s like being forced to eat boring vegetables because the meat is going to kill you.
That’s what this next presidency will look like: nights full of boring sex, everyone begrudgingly taking their vitamins, and walking around the neighborhood in bathrobes without makeup on because there is no one to impress. Don’t get me wrong–Trump is coco for cocoa puffs, but Harris is so boring…god…now where did I put that blue bathrobe my sister gave me?