Plant-Based Sausages

My roommate finished her degree and moved back to the South. She left some food in the freezer and said I could have it. I threw away nearly all of it. She had purchased plant-based sausages aka last resort sausages. I am too lazy to go grocery shopping today so I figured I would give them a try.

I cooked them and was surprised they kinda tasted like sausages.

Fifteen minutes later: I feel like crap and smell like plant-based sausages. My stomach feels like I gave it a hard math problem and two minutes to figure it out, so it’s scrambling. I wonder if this is what healthy people do: eat food that makes you not want to eat ever again.

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