How to Keep Roe v. Wade from being Overturned: An Unorthodox Approach

The Democrats in the Senate can try codifying it but that won’t work because they don’t have the votes. (They remind me of how I was in high school–had all school year to do a senior paper and didn’t until the Saturday before graduation.)

How about this: women should stop faking it.

A man’s ego is connected to his penis–they go hand-in-, uh, you know. Let’s stop the fake moaning until Roe v. Wade is codified.

If you’re not feeling it just sigh, shake your head and go to bed thinking about those other men you could have had, the better-looking children you could have produced, and the bigger house with the bigger yard you could have had, instead of the POS you are stuck with.

Once men realize that their ladies are suddenly having a lot of headaches (or they are on the rag four weeks a month) men will realize that women want full autonomy. When Roe v. Wade is codified we will go back to curling our toes and letting our eyes roll back into our heads.

If you have a better idea, feel free to comment.

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