Crawl (2019)

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Director: Alexandre Aja Producer: Paramount Pictures

Better than Sharknado.

I don’t like gushy, “I believe in you” kind of movies. Not far into this film you realize that is what this is. If you are stuck in a flooding basement with two gators and your college kid, are you going to be talking about swim meets and aspirations?

I don’t know if gators behave the same way they are depicted in this movie. The characters seem to know how to handle themselves when an apex predator comes along. I wonder if a mouse thinks it is an apex predator, even with a cat snacking on it. Are you supposed to freeze when a gator is swimming next to you? Should you be opening your eyes when swimming in flood waters? Isn’t that sewage???

I can’t believe people choose to live in Florida.

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